- dreamy -
disclaimer: jeni read this post and she commented that it might be offensive. so let me put a disclaimer right here, this post was made out of pure and sheer fun. no intention of offending anyone - including mr. wentworth miller : ).

i got caught up a little late on the prison break-mania ... and so i ended up with two seasons to work on ... and so i got to ogle wentworth miller continuously ... and what can i say? wentworth miller is hot! :D ... time and again, chireh has told me just how dreamy *i initially typed creamy hehehe* this guy is ... she even made a sketch of his head by using one of his pictures online ; ) ... but i only got to really see what chireh was saying when i started watching prison break ... i guess it was his character ... he played michael scofield who robbed a bank just to be with his brother - lincoln burrows - in prison and to help him escape ... linc was convicted of murdering the vice-president's brother and was set to die on the electric chair ... that sums it up but the twists in the series were soooo great ... aside from having michael scofield, prison break has a story that will definitely keep you at the edge of your seat - every episode! i can't wait for the 3rd season!!!!

and so, i've just finished watching the season 2 ender yesterday ... but prior to that - in the midst of my prison-break marathon - i told chireh that it would be nice if i can get wentworth miller as a sperm donor ... how will i do that? i think the best first step is to write him a letter ... it goes a little something like this -

Dear Mr. Miller,

I hope you are well upon receiving this mail from me. Can i call you Wentworth? Or would you prefer that I call you Mr. Miller?

Hmmm, I think I'd rather call you Mr. Scofield. I think the name fits you. I hope that's alright.

Let me start by introducing myself. My name is Anne and I'm 28 years old. I'm currently here in Taiwan to work but I'm really from the Philippines. If by chance you're not familiar with it, this might come in handy - https://cia.gov/cia//publications/factbook/geos/rp.html

Mr. Scofield, I'll stop beating around the bush. The reason why I'm writing is because I would like to ask you to be my sperm donor - in the event that I need one. I would like to make it clear that you just need to squirt whatever you've got in a flask or whatever container - as long as it's sterile. I'm a little OC (Obsessive Compulsive but you probably know that already) although some of my friends may not agree that the level of my OC-ness can be categorized as little.

Sorry for digressing ...

Going back, I'm willing to pay you know but i hope you won't ask for a humongous amount of money. As you may very well know if you're familiar with the Philippines, I came from a third-world country. So I can't really offer much. However, if you'll give it to me for free, I'll forever be grateful.

You can rest assure, Mr. Scofield, that I won't expect anything from you. As I said, I only need you to be my sperm donor. No strings attached. I can even be sworn to secrecy of the arrangement, if you want. To be sure, we can even have the deal notarized so that you can sue me if ever I black-mail you or something.

I think I've said all the things that I want to say to you. I hope you'll consider my request/offer. If you decided that you don't want to do it, would you be so kind as to pass this letter to Fernando Sucre? To be honest, I really prefer to have a blue-eyed donor (I read somewhere that you have blue-green eyes so you're just about right) but I'm okay with Mr. Sucre as well.I think he's mighty fine too.

Thank you so much for reading my letter. I hope you reply soon.

Hugs and Kisses,
Anne from the Philippines

P.S. 1
If you prefer to sleep with me, I would probably say no.
But I'd be really flattered : )

P.S. 2
JAPAN - Just Always Pray At Night!

(L-R: scofield, t-bag, c-note, sucre)
(source: imdb)